Operation Cubicle

BCole is busy buying us gifts for our 25th episode, so Agent Jackson and JP hold it down.  We discuss the intellectual merits of the Mayback Music press conference and the wizadry of one Omarion aka Maybach O. We also read feedback from ep24, the Language episode, and we talk about using "ask" as a verb and everyone's love for No Limit. On the corporate side of taking a break, JP represents for the hot chcolate mafia and Jackson extols the virtue of staring into space as a break from excessive data entry. On the geeky side of taking a break, Jackson doesn't believe in timeout and recalls being popped in the mouth several times before holding his arms up indefinitely at the YMCA, and JP accepts her role as being the person her friends go to when they are angry. Also, Jackson needs JP to help him actually get through books - he takes too many breaks!! Music: Bahamadia - Kollage - "Rugged Ruff" and "Wordplay"  Google+ (+Operation Cubicle, +Bryan Cole, +JP Fairfield) -- Twitter  (@OperationCube, @Cubicle_Negro1, @Isitis) -- Website: operationcubicle.net -  Donate: operationcubicle.net/donate -- Email: operationcubicle@gmail.com

JP had to handle some business this week, so its up to Agent Jackson and BCole to use words to talk about ... words, and the language that we use in and outside of work. But first: we give the official review of Mayweather walking in with Justin Beiber before the Cotto fight, and we read feedback from the Dress Code episode (#24) where we talk about Eddie Bauer, body mods, and paying to dress casually. On the Corporate side, Jackson talks about using words that resonate with your audience, BCole hates on invented words like "processeeeees" and we somehow tie a discussion of the hated words "deliverable" and "low hanging fruit" into BCole snitching on the human resistance when the robots take over. On the geeky side, we talk about cursing in front of parents, Belly 3 featuring Nas vs the Predator, and using old school slang to a limit. After all, you can say "word" but not "word to the mutha". ! Music: Aesop Rock - Labor Days - "Daylight" and "Night Light"  Google+ (+Operation Cubicle, +Bryan Cole, +JP Fairfield) -- Twitter  (@OperationCube, @Cubicle_Negro1, @Isitis) -- Website: operationcubicle.net -  Donate: operationcubicle.net/donate -- Email: operationcubicle@gmail.com

Agent Jackson, JP Fairfield, and BCole talk about those annoying things that cover your body. On the corporate side, Jackson educates colleagues on the TriForce, BCole shares tattoo knowledge for all, and JP educates us on stillettos. Education all around!  On the geeky side, Jackson supports Old Navy, BCole's sneaker game is tight, and JP hates on dreses in the club and burns her blue jacket. And because we didn't get to it in the episode ... RANCH DRESSING! .  Music: Pete Rock & Cl Smooth "The Creator" and "Go With The Flow"  Google+ (+Operation Cubicle, +Bryan Cole, +JP Fairfield) -- Twitter  (@OperationCube, @Cubicle_Negro1, @Isitis) -- Website: operationcubicle.net -  Donate: operationcubicle.net/donate -- Email: operationcubicle@gmail.com

Agent Jackson, JP Fairfield, and BCole break down the rules of companies, friendships, and some of our favorite characters! But first - we take a quick detour into Operation Caffeination and talk soda!  On the corporate side, Jackson outtests the system tester, JP makes sure her overtime is respected, and both have signed way too many confidentiality agreements. On the geeky side, Jackson wastes time with a woman instead of playing Mario Kart, JP doesn't need to hug all of you fools, and we reveal our favorite rule breaking characters from film. Hotspacho! Music: Da Youngtas - No Mercy - "Hip Hop Ride" and "Mad Props" Google+ (+Operation Cubicle, +Bryan Cole, +JP Fairfield) -- Twitter  (@OperationCube, @Cubicle_Negro1, @Isitis) -- Website: operationcubicle.net -  Donate: operationcubicle.net/donate -- Email: operationcubicle@gmail.com

Agent Jackson, JP Fairfield, and BCole leave you with wise words about leaving jobs, friendships, and other fun things. On the corporate side, Jackson will counter your counteroffer with the finger, BCole squashes out a young punk vying for his cube life, and JP takes a week of freedom while between jobs. On the geeky side, Jackson shows love for Mega Maid, JP accidentally ends an imaginary relationship with a fake boyfriend, and BCole falls asleep. I don't care what he says! Music: Public Enemy - Yo! Bumrush The Show - "Rightstarter" and "Miuzi Weighs A Ton"  Google+ (+Operation Cubicle, +Bryan Cole, +JP Fairfield  -- Twitter  (@OperationCube, @Cubicle_Negro1, @Isitis) -- Website: operationcubicle.net -  Donate: operationcubicle.net/donate -- Email: operationcubicle@gmail.com

Agent Jackson, Bcole, and JP were away being heathens during Easter, so we've gone RETRO and uploaded our very first episode! See how we first get started, with the extra bonus of  crappy audio quality! Original show description follows: Agent Jackson, Bryan, and JP Fairfield take on the topic of bosses, For the corporate boss talk, we talk about alleged McDonald's salmonella outbreaks, braiding other kid's hair in day care, getting paid like an undocumented immigrant. For the video game boss talk, we talk about Bowser, Dr. Robotonik, and Magus. Music: DJ Priority and Venomous 2000 "Fresh Amazingly" and Q'moshyn ft. C-4 "Soul" Google+ (+Operation Cubicle, +Bryan Cole, +JP Fairfield ) -- Twitter  (@OperationCube, @Cubicle_Negro1, @Isitis) -- Website: operationcubicle.net -  Donate: operationcubicle.net/donate -- Email: operationcubicle@gmail.com

Agent Jackson, JP Fairfield, and BCole supply all of your desires in this week's episode! On the corporate side, Jackson promotes a rainbow coalition of post its, JP gets on over on the coffee machine, and BCole uses the postage machine in a perfectly ethical way . Then we have a Hunger Games-esque battle to the death with office supplies - which supplies make the best weapons? On the geeky side, Jackson washes dishes like a G, Bcole raises a humanoid, and JP hates on XTREEEME body wash,. Music: Kool G Rap & DJ Polo - Road To The Riches - "Poison" and "Road to the Riches" Google+ (+Operation Cubicle, +Bryan Cole, +JP Fairfield ) -- Twitter  (@OperationCube, @Cubicle_Negro1, @Isitis) -- Website: operationcubicle.net -  Donate: operationcubicle.net/donate -- Email: operationcubicle@gmail.com

Agent Jackson, JP Fairfield, and BCole talk about getting to and from work and beyond! But first, we drink in honor of Mad Men and we give an update on the JP's ninja wedding and dudes that don't dance  On the corporate side, Jackson can't stop brushing his hair in the car, JP resists the undeniable flirting skills of a Black Israelite my sistaaaaah, and BCole proclaims his love of the Minnesota skyway and hatred of the Timeberwolves,  Then,we have an all out battle about the best way that we REALLY want to get around. Jackson talks about parallel parking the damn Batmobile, JP might just gore you with the horn from her Pegasus, and B Cole is an agent for the dinosaurs. Remember, if you can train a dragon, you can train a dinosaur ... I think. Music: Mountain Brothers - Self Vol 1 -  "Ain't Nuthin 98" and "Paperchase" Google+ (+Operation Cubicle, +Bryan Cole, +JP Fairfield  -- Twitter  (@OperationCube, @Cubicle_Negro1, @Isitis) -- Website: operationcubicle.net -  Donate: operationcubicle.net/donate -- Email: operationcubicle@gmail.com

Agent Jackson, JP Fairfield, and Bcole talk about the generation gap, for all you young suckas and old fuddy duddies! But first: we shout out our newest listener JP's mom and have a cage match between shotgun weddings, ninja weddings and Canal St firework weddings. On the corporate side Jackson gets work calls during booty call hours, Bcole works with Bill Cosby, JP gets clothed and fed by old white ladies, and we all agree that we want to be old and crazy. On the geeky side, Jackson would snatch a credit card from his younger self, BCole gains patience and loses ratchet (!?!?) with age, and JP used to be crazy about her food touching, Music: Black Moon - Diggin in Dah Vaults - "Buck Em Down rmx" and "I Gotcha Opin rmx" .Google+ (+Operation Cubicle, +Bryan Cole, +JP Fairfield  -- Twitter  (@OperationCube, @Cubicle_Negro1, @Isitis) -- Website: operationcubicle.net -  Donate: operationcubicle.net/donate -- Email: operationcubicle@gmail.com

Agent Jackson, JP Fairfield, and BCole tackle interviews at jobs as well as the privilege of being our friends / boyfriends / girlfriends / let's be friends / we can do this every weekend / is that alright with you / keep banging. On the corporate side, Jackson dances on the thin line between cocky and confident, BCole reminds us that Minneapolis runs this Fortune 500 rap game, and JP is swarmed by an HR group interviewing mob of villians. We are officially Anti-Whoo Hoo. On the geeky side, Jackson tortures himself at a date that was doomed from the start, JP dates Steve Harvey, and BCole sits on a bully for great justice, Move Zig! Music: Lootpack - Soundpieces Da Antidote! - "WhenIBOnDaMic" and "HitYaWaDat" .Google+ (+Operation Cubicle, +Bryan Cole, +JP Fairfield ) -- Twitter  (@OperationCube, @Cubicle_Negro1, @Isitis) -- Website: operationcubicle.net -  Donate: operationcubicle.net/donate -- Email: operationcubicle@gmail.com

Agent Jackson, JP Fairfield, and BCole enlist for the browser wars this week.  On the corporate side, Jackson wonders why Safari is even on Windows, JP uses private browsing at home for some reason, and BCole (as usual) expresses how anyone can install any damn thing they want at his job. A;sp. we have an UH OH! ICQ moment. On the geeky side, Jackson reminices about Netscape Navigator, JP hates on her previous favorite browser Rockmelt, and BCole is a Black unicorn that can function with FOUR TABS MAXIMUM. Yeah, we still don't believe it.  Music: Gang Starr - No More Mr. Nice Guy.  "2 Steps Ahead" and "Premier and the Guru".Google+ (+Operation Cubicle, +Bryan Cole, +JP Fairfield  -- Twitter  (@OperationCube, @Cubicle_Negro1, @Isitis) -- Website: operationcubicle.net -  Donate: operationcubicle.net/donate -- Email: operationcubicle@gmail.com

Agent Jackson, JP Fairfield, and BCole install themselves into your minds to talk about software! On the corporate side, Jackson mind maps on maps on maps, BCole gloats about everyone having full access to their laptops, and JP smacks the ribbon out of of PowerPoint. On the geeky side, Jackson gets steamy with Steam and rejects the advances of Origin, BCole describes someone who took installing "Java" literally, and JP bravely admits to having webcam envy. Hmm, I wonder where gettingiton.org brings you?  Music: Cali Agents - How The West Was One.  "Neva Forget" and "Faces of Death".Google+ (+Operation Cubicle, +Bryan Cole, +JP Fairfield  -- Twitter  (@OperationCube, @Cubicle_Negro1, @Isitis) -- Website: operationcubicle.net -  Donate: operationcubicle.net/donate -- Email: operationcubicle@gmail.com

Agent Jackson and BCole man up for another episode, as JP leaves them high and dry and celebrates Mardi Gras in Nawlins!  But that's alright, because we have FOOD, which is this week's topic! On the corporate side, Jackson munches on munchkins and BCole tests the limits of cubicle etiqutte with crab legs and gumbo.  On the geeky side, Jackson tells his infamous clove story and BCole confirms that real men make girl scout alcoholic recipes while drunk. Music: Slum Village - Fantastic Vol 2.  "Get Dis Money" and "Forth and Back". Google+ (+Operation Cubicle, +Bryan Cole, +JP Fairfield  -- Twitter  (@OperationCube, @Cubicle_Negro1, @Isitis) -- Website: operationcubicle.net -  Donate: operationcubicle.net/donate -- Email: operationcubicle@gmail.com

Agent Jackson, JP Farifield, and BCole strip down to the bare essentials to handle relationships in and out of work. On the corporate side, Jackson decries personal space violations, JP breaks down the politics behind office spouses, and BCole wastes his Barry White on a lady that's simply impressed by his mastering of the fine art of reading. On the geeky side, Jackson explains the nuances of having family in his beeswax about having kids, JP tumbles a dude on the bus that tries to tumble her tumblr, and BCole dates Sue Richards. An Ikea store may or may have not spontaneously combusted due to this episode. -- Music: Organized Konfusion "Let's Organize" ft. OC and Q-Tip (7:23) and "Maintain (35:15). --  Google+ (+Operation Cubicle, +Bryan Cole, +JP Fairfield  -- Twitter  (@OperationCube, @Cubicle_Negro1, @Isitis) -- Website: operationcubicle.net -- Donate operationcubicle.net/donate -- Email: perationcubicle@gmail.com">operationcubicle@gmail.com

Agent Jackson, JP Fairfield, and BCole shrink themselves into the wonderful world of mobile devices. On the corporate side, Jackson wastes his Barry White voice on yet another colleague, JP can't understand Spanish with a side of sugar and speed, and BCole gets trolled by his VP. On the geeky side, Jackson shows love to the Snakey game on early cell phones, JP stunts on them fools with her flip phone and MIDI ringtones, BCole learns the danger of teaching your mom how to text, and everyone wonders what the hell happened to Nokia.  Music: Quasimoto "Rap Cats Pt 3" (7:46) and "The Exclusive" ft. MED (38:25). Follow us on Google+ (+Operation Cubicle, +Bryan Cole, +JP Fairfield  Twitter  (@OperationCube, @Cubicle_Negro1, @Isitis) 

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